Last test and New Year's Eve

I got back my 8th and last test today. So, on my 8 tests, I've scored: 93, 95, 84, 90, 90, 88, 93, 85 for an overall average of 89.75. There are almost daily homework writing exercises and other "small" tests so I'm guessing I'm right at about 90% average for the class. We have one Final Exam on the last day of class next Friday. We have 20 minutes to read a story in Chinese and then the teacher will ask us to answer questions about the story orally in Chinese. I'm not sure how it will go, but at least I don't have to worry about writing any Chinese characters, that's a first.

Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve and they will be counting down and setting off fireworks from "Taipei 101" the tallest building in the world (the building in Dubai isn't finished yet, so Taipei 101 still holds the world record). This may be the last year they will light fireworks on the building, so it should be a memorable event. This is picture from last year's display, pretty amazing:

On New Year's Eve we are going to downtown Taipei to watch the Taipei 101 fireworks display. The following morning we are going to take a train and travel to the east coast of Taiwan to visit the city of Hualien for three days. The Hualien coastline is supposed to be very beautiful with mountains, waterfalls and the largest marble gorge in the world. I hear that they don't speak much English there, so I'll get a good chance to test my Chinese.

Happy New Year!

Jim

Merry Christmas

Christmas isn't celebrated too much here in Taiwan, but it is slowly becoming a bigger holiday, especially with the younger generation of Taiwanese kids. Earlier in the week I went out and bought a tiny Christmas tree, a wreath and two mini-stockings. I can't help myself from having some Christmas decorations set up in our apartment.

On Christmas Eve we ended up going out to Outback Steakhouse and eating steak and potatoes. Not a traditional Christmas meal, but very good and filling none the less. On the walk home a group of around 20 college aged kids ran up to us dressed up in Christmas outfits and were singing "Silent Night". I think they were really happy to see a "white foreigner" to grant an authentic "Merry Christmas" wish. They even handed me a small candy snowman sucker, very nice.

We came back to the apartment, put on A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack and opened our presents. Some stuffed animals for Charlene and some Chinese text books for me. Pretty low key, nothing too crazy. Being away from everyone in the USA really does show that Christmas is more about family and friends than anything else.

Jim

Gold Melon Stone

Gold Melon Stone...well that is the literal Chinese to English translation of Jin Gua Shi, the old gold mining area that we visited today.

We took an hour bus ride from Taipei City to Taipei County to visit this beautiful area. Gold was discovered in these mountains over 100 years ago and there a many tunnels, tools, machinery and buildings left over from those times. It was also used as a POW camp for prisoners by the Japanese during World War II. In their museum they have supposedly the largest gold bar in the world, it is the size of a small suitcase. You can even touch it:

The coolest part of the day by far was when we got to use a dish and "pan for gold". We were instructed on how to use the dirt, dish and the water to try to acquire the gold. There is actually real gold in the tiny dirt samples they give you so this isn't BS. We both weren't able to get much out of it, but we ended up with tiny fragments of gold (imagine a few grains of salt). Amazingly fun. I always wondered what in the hell the people with the pans were doing in the movies, now I know.

We ended the day taking a tour of the area just below the mines called Jiou Fen. This area was supposedly made famous in a Taiwanese movie, and there were hundreds of people in this tiny market area. There were so many sights and smells it was a little overwhelming. Now that I know what smelly tofu smells like, I could smell it from a mile away. We ate some interesting foods (yes even I had an interesting pancake-type snack). I was happy to order a Coke and Ice Cream Cone in Chinese as well. My only problem was when she asked me what kind of ice cream I wanted. I didn't know how to say "Vanilla" but with my catlike reflexes I said "bai se" (white color)...well it's not perfect, but she laughed, understood me, and gave me the vanilla ice cream.

We then got in line for the bus to return home. There was an arcade where Charlene happily played the "use a crane to get a toy" game. After three tries, she finally got the prize after she dropped it, but it magically bounced back up and then went down the shoot. As we boarded the bus, the cutest little girl was sitting next to us. She was staring at Charlene with her new toy (a Tofu Doll with a parachute)...well there was only one option left...Charlene gave the doll to the little girl. The best of both worlds, winning the prize and giving it to a child who loved to receive it.

You couldn't have asked for a better day. Now off to study for my test in 12 hours.

Jim

2 down 1 to go

Two months are finished, with one month left to go here in Taiwan. It has been an amazing experience so far, and I've learned a hell of a lot...I've also realized how difficult it is to learn to speak and read Chinese. After three months, I will be able to speak a bit of Chinese, but that is nothing compared to what it takes to be fluent in a language. It's an amazing language and culture, I just wish I was younger and had more time to learn and experience it. My experience reminds me of the George Bernard Shaw quote, "It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young."

Here's something cool I learned in class today:

Jimmy = 吉米 (ji mi)

Guitar = 吉他 (ji ta)



Pretty cool, the first character of my name is the same first character of guitar. You learn something new every day.

Jim

Back from Thailand

So how was Thailand? Pretty damn amazing that's for sure. Where else in the world can you walk through the red light district, watch go go dancers, drink a beer and feed a baby elephant all at the same time? Bangkok, Thailand, that's where. This is really a baby elephant and not some staged photo, incredible!!!

We landed into Bangkok, Thailand around noon and got "scammed" at the airport. We went up to the taxi booth inside the airport and ordered a cab. 1200 baht (33 baht = 33 Taiwan $ = 1 US $) from the airport to our hotel. We thought it should be about 300 baht, "Oh that's what it costs outside as well". Ok, we just got here, let's take it. We get to the hotel and asked the front desk, "12oo baht? That isn't possible, do you have your receipt?" "Yes." "Oh you paid for a limo." Well I guess in Thailand a SUV is a taxi." We at least we didn't get scammed again on the ride back to the airport from our hotel.

That day we went to the Chatuchak Weekend Market. It was literally over a 1000 outdoor shops with any and everything you could think of buying. We saw: food, shirts, pants, hats, dogs, cats, fish, squirrels, chickens, a live cock fight, and many, many, many more things.

The highlight of the market was when we left and ran into a woman selling grasshoppers, cockroaches, worms and baby birds all cooked some kind of brownish color. As you can see Charlene was happy to sample the grasshoppers. I can't imagine why she ended up in the hospital when we got back to Taiwan (more on that later).

Later that night we went to Lumpinee Stadium, the most famous Muay Thai Kickboxing Stadium in the world and got to sit in the second row. It was amazing to not only see the sport up so close, but to also see the culture behind the fighting. The fighters enter the ring, and then do a Ram Muay dance to prepare themselves and pay respect to their heritage and training before the fight. A live band plays during the dance, and also during the entire match. Amazing stuff, it was a real privilege to see this first hand, in the birthplace of Muay Thai.

The next day we visited many of the temples that are everywhere in Bangkok. The only analogy I can give is they reminded me of an Asian version the cathedrals I have seen in Europe. These temples were magnificent. Enormous and beautifully decorated with many colors and tiny mirrors. Some of the most amazing architecture I have ever seen in my entire life.

The temple visit was slightly soured by being "redirected" on the street when Charlene asked for directions to a second temple (that is why men never ask for directions). He directed us to a tuk tuk driver (mini taxi-like motorcycle/car hybrid). We wanted to go to this second temple, but he lied and told us it didn't open until 2:00pm. Why don't you go visit this other "lucky" temple first and then go to the temple you originally wanted to go to...and it will only cost you 20 baht? Ok, what the hell, this guy is nice and that is a great price. Here is a luxurious tuk tuk.

A long story, short, we ended up being dropped off at a jewelry store first (ok fine) then come out after two minutes not buying anything then the same tuk tuk driver takes us to the "lucky" temple, where we meet a "nice guy" at that temple who speaks perfect English. Very friendly, but talks about how much money he makes buying jewelery and selling it in the USA. We then go back to the same tuk tuk driver who again waits for us, and takes us to a SECOND jewelry store. WTF! Ok, we spend five minutes in there, and again leave not buying anything. We come out, and the same tuk tuk driver finally takes us to the second temple we originally wanted to go to. Wow amazing, the temple was open all day and not closed until 2:00pm.

It was only after the fact later that day that we realized all 3 people and the 2 jewelry stores were all in on this "scam". We actually ran into the "friendly directions guy" again later that day. He avoided us like the plague. I felt like saying "Fuck off" or "You're a asshole.", but in the end I just shook my head back and forth when I walked past him.

Later that night we ended up going to the red light district of Bangkok. We were approached every few minutes by guys showing us signs asking if we...and I quote...(scan ahead if you don't want to read the XXX quote)..."would like to see the Pussy Ping Pong Show". Hmmm let me think about that? Ah no, but thank you. Ok fine one time, but this happened at least 10 times. We were shopping and wanted a drink so one of these guys directed us to a bar which ended up being the special "show" but all it really was, was just a strip club with a bunch of naked dancers on stage. No thanks, bye. We eventually found a normal bar with a band, had a few drinks and went to the other red light district (there are 2, this was the shopping friendly one with the "special shows").

The second red light district was much nicer. One long street called the Soi Cowboy area. This was a bunch of strip club bars with nice outdoor areas outside. It was funny, every bar had a large screen LDC TV playing live soccer games outside in front on the outdoor patio. Well they know what their customers like, beer, sports and naked women. We sat outside a bar enjoying the spectacle, and that is when we saw the baby elephant being walked down the strip. It was amazing for 50 baht, I was able to pet and feed this baby elephant. Unreal and definitely the highlight of the trip.

We returned back to the hotel that night and prepared to go home the next day. We got up, checked out, and went shopping a little the next day. Nothing too crazy, but a nice relaxing few hours. I even picked up a copy of the Iron Man DVD for 100 baht (about $3 US) on the street.

We made it to the airport and got back into Taiwan around Midnight. I had class and a test in 8 hours so I pretty much just went to sleep. I woke up the next day, exercised, took the test (got an 88, not too bad considering everything) and came home exhausted. I called Charlene and she was at work but feeling really sick and said she was going to come home. I felt tired, but not really sick. She came back and passed out for a few hours. She woke up around 7:00pm and said she needed some medicine because she had a fever and didn't feel too well. We walked up to the pharmacy store on our block and as she was talking to the pharmacist, she passed out. I caught her but she fell down to the floor. The pharmacist called a taxi and we went to the hospital two blocks away. She was only out for about 10 seconds, but it was a long scary 10 seconds.

Kind of scary huh? Just back from Thailand...I kept imagining the National Geographic shows "Survival, Almost Dead" or something like that where someone goes for a tropical vacation and comes back with some parasite in their brain. Well the hospital gave her an IV, and did a blood test. Everything looked ok and more than likely she was fighting something from some food she ate (remember the grasshoppers?). After three hours we left the hospital with some medicine and Charlene was feeling much better. She is feeling better today, so that's good. Moral of the story: don't eat insect street food on the streets of Bangkok.

Bangkok was an amazing city and the most international city of any I have visited in Asia. Most of the people were extremely friendly (besides the jewelry scammer guys) and everything was very inexpensive. It is definitely a great place to go on a vacation. I'd recommend it to anyone...just avoid the tuk tuk drivers.

Jim

Off to Thailand this weekend

Yes I know Thailand has been a little crazy lately, but hell, it seems like the entire world has been crazy lately. Supposedly things are a little better now, and the Bangkok airport is up and running. I need to leave the country again because my 30 day traveler's visa expiring, so it was either Japan or Thailand. Thailand seems to be a little more exciting and less expensive. So Charlene and I are leaving Saturday morning and flying back Monday afternoon.

I used to do muay thai kickboxing many years ago so I am VERY excited about going to Bangkok and to Lumpinee Stadium. This is the most famous muay thai stadium in the world. For those unfamiliar with muay thai kickboxing, it allows: punches, kicks, knees and elbow strikes to the entire body (except the groin). They also allow fighting and throwing from the clinch so there is no safety and resting like a boxing clinch. They have fights there every Friday and Saturday night, so it should be an amazing thing to watch.

Here is a video from the introduction of the weekly Lumpinee TV show in Thailand:

Hopefully things will be OK, and we'll be back safe and sound in Taiwan Monday night.

Jim

Taiwanese Puppet Show

There is a very, VERY cool show on Taiwanese television. It is a puppet show that is spoken in the native Taiwanese language (not Chinese) and has Chinese subtitles at the bottom. Puppets? Well these are not your everyday, puppets or even muppets. No these aren't your daddy's puppets, like the show Thunderbirds, these are super bad ass kung fu fighting, flying through the air puppets with cool special effects. May I present Exhibit A, a sample from the television show (no idea what in the hell it is called):

Charlene saw that I very much liked this show (and hey what's NOT to like about it?) so she mentioned that they have free live puppet shows outside of Taipei city in Taipei County. Of course I was very happy to go so we finally got to go today. In Taipei County, there is more of an aboriginal and native Taiwanese influence. These puppet shows on television and this live presentation are in Taiwanese, not Chinese.

We showed up about 10 minutes before the show and it was a pretty impressive stage as you can see.

I happily anticipated the performance and was not disappointed.

There wasn't super high tech special effects, but there was smoke, dragons, flying swords, horses, and some other cool stuff. There was even a live band behind stage playing traditional instruments.

Here is a short video from the show:

The show was longer than I expected, about an hour, but it was well done and really brought a feeling of what if must have been like thousands of years ago watching these exact same shows. This was their television and movie theater, it really was amazing to see this show live.

After the show, we left and went shopping a little on the streets. I found some great sweat pants (they even have pockets) and Charlene got some jeans. Then we ran into the infamous CHOU DOU FU "smelly tou-fu". I believe this is a Taiwanese specialty dish. It is "delicious" tou-fu, but smells like something you wouldn't believe.

Remember gym class freshmen year in high school? You put your smelly socks in the locker, then at the end of the year you have to clean out the locker and find the smelly socks you forgot about? Well this is what "smelly tou-fu" smells like. I don't care what it tastes like, I almost threw up in my mouth when I stuck my face in the bag, and took a deep wiff to see what the big deal is with this stuff. After that, it is safe to say that I won't be tasting this stuff anytime soon.

As you can see Charlene was very excited and happy about getting and eating it.

Well at least I saw the really cool puppet show and got some sweat pants that I like.

Jim

Halfway done

Today is my halfway point with my classes as well as my entire trip to Taiwan. It's been an interesting time for sure and I've adjusted to many things. I feel like I'm making a little bit of progress with Chinese...and then I'll learn something new and realize how much I don't know. I've stopped focusing so much on the characters. I need to learn them for my class, but I'm not spending any extra time learning characters that are not going to be on my tests.

I have exactly 6 weeks left as of today and am tyring to fine tune my learning and also take advantage of being "immersed" in the country, culture and language. I'm learning a lot from my classes, but I'm also studying my Fluenz Mandarin DVD, other books, from the Internet and also learning from many people here in Taiwan. That is so much information to cover and was taking me many hours every day just to review everything that I had learned up until this point.

So instead of studying from so many sources, I'm creating a "xiao ben hei se de shu" or "little black book". I'm writing down all of the important words and phrases that I will hopefully use, and using this as my study guide. It is small and can even fit in my pocket. I bought a small pen (hen xiao de bi) that fits with it nicely so I can write down and add new things to it when needed.

If I was younger and had two years, I think that I could learn to speak and read Mandarin Chinese pretty well. In the past 6 weeks I've learned a hell of a lot, but that's just scratching the surface of the language. It's so different from Western languages, but an interesting challenge for sure.

Jim

Trip to the Taipei Zoo

Tuesday is my shortest day of classes and the weather here was amazing. Nice breeze, not too hot, not too cold and the sun was out. The Subway Metro that I take to classes everyday continues on and dead ends at the Taipei Zoo. I wasn't sure when I'd get another chance to go there with such fine weather so I figured instead of studying in the afternoon I'd go check out the zoo.

Taipei Zoo...hmmm why does that sound familiar you ask? Oh yes, if you remember back in 2004, there was a guy who jumped inside the lion exhibit and started talking to the lions. He was shouting, "Jesus will save you!" Maybe Jesus will save the lions, but Jesus didn't save the guy from getting attacked. I can't imagine why Christianity gets a bad rap?

I was an idiot and forgot my camera so I don't have any pictures. It was pretty cool. As you can imagine if you can jump inside the lion exhibit, the animals are very close to you. This is a great thing about Taiwan, they don't have such strict safety measures, so you never know what might happen.

The best part of the zoo was the animals I've never seen before, mostly from Malaysia and Australia. Many, many kinds of monkeys and they had a very cool butterfly area where there were hundreds of butterflies just flying around inside the Isectorium. I was hoping to see the spider that was inside our apartment, but there were no spiders at all in this zoo.

I'm originally from St. Louis, and that zoo stands out as the best I've ever been to, plus it is FREE! I've visited the San Diego Zoo as well and that was nice, but there was something about the "fear factor" of the Taipei Zoo that makes me like it so much. I could have easily jumped into the rhinoceros or elephant exhibits, but obviously didn't. Kind of like thinking of swerving into oncoming traffic in the opposite lane...you'll never do it, but there's that voice in the back of you head saying, "I wonder what it would be like?".

Jim

Thanksgiving in Taiwan

As you could imagine Thanksgiving isn't much of a holiday here in Taiwan. Well actually it is not a holiday, but there is a Chicago restaurant called Dan Ryan's two blocks from our apartment and they were serving a Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and even cranberries. Not the best Thanksgiving dinner, but it was better than eating at McDonalds or the local street Chinese food vendor.

Walking home we saw the "cool cat" that lives in another street restaurant on our block. The cat has a leash so he can't go anywhere. Tonight was special because not only did he have a friend sitting with him on the television set, he was also wearing a very snazzy hooded red jacket.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Jim

One Month Evaluation

It has been four weeks of classes and spending time in Taiwan now. Chinese is a hell of a lot harder than I thought it was going to be, and there is no way that I'm going to be anything close to fluent in my short time here in Taiwan. If I can get to a point where I can speak Chinese and just get my "basic" point across, then I'll be happy. Sure, my grammar will be horrific, and my tones will probably be awful, but if I can do it only doing it using Chinese, I'll be more than happy.

I'm going to spend the next 2 months focusing on learning key important words and trying to listen and speak. I'm not going to spend any extra time learning characters, this is just inefficient use of such a short period of time.

Oh yeah Macau...if you've been to Vegas, don't bother. People were pretty rude and it was just overall a really strange city. Four languages: Cantonese, Mandarin, Portuguese and English and three currencies: China, Hong Kong and Macau dollars. They did have good beer there, but I can go the rest of my life never going there again and not lose any sleep over it. At least in Vegas, I get a free drink and smile when I'm losing my money.

Jim

Taiwan Beer Blues

Well I wasn't planning on posting another blog today, but after a few Taiwan Beers (that is the actual name of the beer) I was inspired to play some guitar. I didn't get to play guitar at the blues jam earlier this week, so maybe it was a delayed reaction. Sorry about the the off-center camera, but it's improvisation, not rocket science (insert Rocket Scientists joke here).


Jim

Off to Macau for the weekend

Traveling to Macau, the "Las Vegas of Asia", is not going to be as glamorous as it sounds. My Taiwan visa is only good fro 30 days, so to avoid any immigration problems I need to leave the country and come back before the 30 day time limit. In Los Angeles I didn't have much time before my trip to get a student visa. My punishment is I'm forcing myself to take two mini-vacations. I guess things could be worse.

We looked into the closest/cheapest countries to visit: Hong Kong, Macau, Thailand, Philippines, Japan, Bali, and a few other places. Macao was the fastest and least expensive of the group. I have to be back in Taiwan to take a test on Monday, so this is a "fly out Saturday morning - fly back Sunday night" trip.

People say, "Don't gamble or lose too much money while you're there." One thing is certain, in Macau, there is no possible way for me to lose anything remotely close to the money I've lost in the stock market the past 4 weeks.

1 month down, 2 to go.

Jim

Sitting in on a Taiwan Blues Jam

What's that? A picture of me playing drums? You don't play drums? Yes, you are correct, I don't play drums...WTF???...read on to find out...

I'm not a big fan of sitting in a playing in blues jams or other jam situations. I'm not sure why, I think probably because I play for my own enjoyment and performing is never something I think about or even really care about. So when the "white guy from Subway" (restaurant) gave me the Taipei Wednesday Night Blues Jam info, I thought, "Well, what have I got to lose? At least I can write a blog about what can happen."

So Charlene and I show up for the Blues Jam and arrive 10 minutes early to eat dinner and "check it out". I wasn't sure if I was going to sit in a play, I didn't bring my guitar, and was more curious than anything. The "white guy from Subway" came to our table (we mistakenly thought he was the waiter). He was happy to see us, but I was no longer an outside observer, now I was a potential "jam guy" to sit in with the band. I never said what instrument I played, just that I would maybe sit in.

So he left, and the band started to play...well it was kind of a band. There were two guitar players (Subway dude on one guitar and vocals), and one bass player...no drummer. Maybe the drummer was late? No after three songs...still no drums. So I mention to Charlene, that I would like to play drums more than guitar. Not so much because I'm a good drummer (I'm actually quite awful) but the music was so strange that I figured my crappy drumming would at least sound better than no drums at all.

After four songs (and a few beers) I got up and asked if there was a drummer, "No drummers here" was the reply. OK, what the hell, I'll sit in. So I sat in and played a few songs. Horrible playing, but then again...well I leave it at that. So after I played a few songs, the "white Subway guy" comes up to the drums to start playing. Very strange, I figured that with no drummer in the beginning of the night, that he would at least sit in an play. Nope, now was his time to play I guess.

I sat down to have another beer and older "white" guy sat in and played some really nice country/blues/slide guitar. This guy could play VERY well and it was quite enjoyable. I wanted to sit in a play guitar with him, but no luck. I went up THREE times to sit in and play (even planning on singing and playing guitar) but my reply from the "white Subway guy" was "no we need a drummer". I said, "No I'm actually a guitar player...and I'm pretty good." His reply was, "Get in line, everyone here is a guitar player". He didn't say it in a bad or mean way, just a matter of fact, half-joking way.

OK, well no guitar playing from me then. I don't think I'll be going back. I'm not being a dick or anything about not being able to play guitar, it's just that those "jam sessions" are just not my thing. I probably had more fun playing drums than I ever would have had playing guitar. Hell I'll NEVER get a chance again in my life to play drums in front of an audience, so all in all, it was a pretty fun time.

Here's video to document the awesome event:

Jim

130 Flash Cards

No this isn't some form of modern art, it is the number of Chinese characters I have learned so far. This is the start of the 4th week of an 11 week course. Supposedly we'll learn almost 500 characters by the end of it. It's not as hard as I had thought it would be recognizing the characters, the really hard part is remembering how to write them. I can recognize and read at least 100, but can probably only write 5o of them (have you seen how similar they can look!!!). I doubt I'll be writing Chinese characters ever in my life, but it's pretty crazy to be reading entire sentences in Chinese.

Some people say learning Chinese isn't too difficult and others say it is really difficult. I studied Spanish for two years in high school and have to say Spanish is an easy language to start learning and gets more difficult later with verb conjugations. Chinese is very, very, VERY hard to learn in the beginning. My analogy is probably the guitar and piano. Learning Spanish (piano) is very easy in the beginning, what you read is what you say, and there's only one way to say it. Later it gets more difficult, but most people can do it. Chinese (guitar) is very, very difficult at first, but after the initial monster learning curve, it gets a little easier (no verb conjugation, standard sentence structures, etc).

Why is Chinese so difficult? Four reasons that I can come up with:

1). You have to learn new words for everything. Nothing special here, that is the same with learning any new language. Some words are interesting and are made to model English words. "guitar" in Chinese is "ji ta", pretty cool.

2). There are 37 sounds (BoPoMoFo - MPS) that you must learn. Some are quite easy: ah, aye, e, oh, u, etc. Some are insanely difficult and put your mouth and tongue in places never seen before: zhe, qi, si, ui, etc.

3). There are 5 tones to each word. 4 distinct tones and a neutral tone. "What is a tone?" you ask? Take the word "ma": sing it high pitched, and it means "mother"; say it in a dipping mid-low-high way and it means "horse", use it at the end of a phrase in a neutral "normal" tone and it turns the sentence into a question. So every, EVERY word you learn, you must also learn the proper tone, or people will not understand what you're saying (a very common thing unfortunately).

4). For every word there is a unique Chinese character. Many, many words are homophones (words that sound exactly the same like: to, too, two) but each word only has one Chinese character. One thing that is pretty cool about the Chinese characters is that almost all Chinese in the world can read the same characters and communicate through writing, but can't through speaking. Cantonese (Hong Kong), Mandarin (China, Taiwan, etc) and other dialects sound nothing alike. They all use the same characters though I think. Even Japanese shares many of the same characters with Chinese.

OK, so why is learning Chinese hard then? Because you need to learn 3 things for each new word, not just one thing. Dog is "perro" in Spanish, that's it. Dog in Chinese is "gou" using the third tone, and a Chinese character that looks nothing like a dog.

Jim

Three weeks down

Nothing exciting here, just a quick post. I've spent the past 3 days trying to track down whether or not I have a virus on my laptop computer. I downloaded an episode of "Survivor" (yes I'm gay and like the show) and found out later it had some viruses embedded in it. I've installed three different Anti Virus Programs and found and corrected two problems. I'm still pretty freaked out though with the thought of a backdoor trojan virus potentially sending my Bank of America account information to someone in Sweden.

SIDE NOTE: I wanted to pay for NBA League Pass and legally download Survivor from CBS.com, but they "don't offer those services to your country (Taiwan)". And they wonder why people illegally download movies, sports and television shows???

3 weeks down, 9 to go, and no clue where in the hell I'm going to be when it's all said and done.

Jim

UFC in Tawain (well at least watching it)

My wife sent me a link to a popular "Western" bar called the Brass Monkey. I saw on their web page that they are showing the UFC "live" this weekend. It is on Saturday night in the USA so it is on 11:00am Sunday morning here in Taiwan. I walked over to the restaurant this evening and it was closed. I walked past it to a club that supposedly has a blues jam on Wednesday nights (some white guy at Subway gave me a flyer telling me about it). There actually IS a blues jam every Wednesday night here in Taipei. I've seen a lot of crappy blues jams in the birthplace of blues (the USA) so I'm not too sure what it will be like, but I'll check it out and maybe sit in next week and play a song or two.

Anyway after finding the blues jam bar/restaurant, the Cosmopolitan Grill, I walked back home hoping the Brass Monkey would be open so I could at least ask them about the UFC broadcast. Luckily when I walked past it on my way home it was now open. I walked inside and tried speaking Chinese. "Ni Hao. Xingqi tian, wo yao kan UFC. Duoshao qian?" (Hello, I want to watch the UFC on Sunday. How much does it cost?). The girl didn't speak English (good!) so she said "XXX bu XXX". "Bu" means "no" or "not" in Chinese so I assumed that there was no charge. I then said "Meiyou" (you don't have), she said "Dui" (yes, correct), I said "Xie xie, bye bye" (Thank you, bye bye) and walked out.

Two things: 1) it was cool only speaking Chinese and having the person understand me 2) deducting what the other person said back to me in Chinese was pretty cool. Learning Chinese is not easy, actually it is REALLY hard, even harder than I thought it would be. I'm slowly making progress. Hell, I've only been here 3 weeks, I guess I'm not doing too badly.

Come Sunday morning I'll be a happy camper. A beer or five, the UFC live (Couture vs Lesnar - HOLY SHIT!) and not a worry in the world...until my next test 24 hours later.

The saga continues.

Jim

HOT or NOT - Taiwan style

I've only been here for three weeks, but these are some quick observations about Taiwan "HOT of NOT" style:

Transportation - HOT: The subway system here is GREAT. Luckily we live one block from a metro subway station. It takes me a few minutes to travel halfway across town to get to my school. The taxis are also plentiful and easy to find.

Cost of Living - HOT: Coming from the USA, many things are less expensive here in Taiwan. Rent, food, electronics, furniture...you name it, it's typically at least 75% cheaper here. The only things that seem to be more expensive are Western imported foods or restaurants.

Painted Toenails - NOT HOT: While a majority of the people wear open-toed shoes, at least 90% of the women do not paint their toenails. I actually prefer the au natural look, so that's fine by me. There is a limit thought, some of these people should probably invest in some toe covered shoes because their feet look like something out of a Tolkien novel.

Street Sewage Smell - NOT HOT: For the most part, the streets here are very clean. Every block or so though, you will get smacked in the face with the "did someone just shit in their pants?" smell. Inevitably there is a grated street cover that more than likely is funneling human waste underneath it. Not too bad, much better than China, but not as good as the USA.

SARS Face Masks - HOT: It is completely common here to see maybe 10% of the people on the streets walking around with face masks. Supposedly these are for people who ride the scooters on the streets, but I've mostly seen them on people walking and on the subway. I think it is to stop the spread of disease and sickness. As a hypochondriac, and someone with Howard Hughes-like cleanliness OCD, I highly endorse this behavior.

TV Shows - NOT HOT: It seems like most of the television shows are a group of 3-5 adults talking about something with about 20 people in the background. Guests, dating, musical performances, etc. Just imagine "America's Funniest Home Videos" with 5 Bob Sagget's as hosts, you get the picture.

Washing Machine Dryers - NOT HOT: Almost everyone here dries their clothes by hanging them in the rear of their apartments. This is perfectly fine in a normal environment, but with an average humidity of at least 50%, nothing ever really dries. I'm used to just wearing my wet jeans and letting my body temperature "dry them". This also really stinks when you never have your bath towels really drying. Fungus forms very quickly, so you get out of the shower and wipe your "clean" face with a towel full of smelly fungus.

Dyed Hair - HOT: First off, I'm the last person to comment on hair or hairstyles. I'm going bald, going grey and whatever hair I have left looks like it was something left over from a 1970's Jesus Christ Superstar production. Having said that, I'd say most (at least 75% is my guess) of the people who start going grey here dye their hair. Actually no one has the "old lady" blue dye look which is good, it just looks strange as the hair is growing out with the contrast of colors. The clash of black hair and grey may be the reason of so much hair dying. Also "Emo" hairstyles are all the rage here with the young male youth.

Supermarkets - NOT NOT: It seems like most people buy a majority of things at 7-11 (they are everywhere, much like the liquor stores in LA). I was only able to go to one "supermarket". This was a Walmart style "everything in one place" where we got the electrocution tennis racket. I have not seen one liquor store, I don't think they drink too much in Taipei (good for them, bad for me).

I'm not saying Taiwan is better or worse than the USA, it's just different. There are thousands of things that make no sense whatsoever in the USA, but we still continue to do them. Every society seems to have its unique peculiarities, I'm just here to document them.

Jim

Passed first test

Today we had our first test. It was kind of what I was expecting which was good and bad. I have the best pronunciation and tones out of everyone in the class, but that's where my excellence stops. I'm very slow when it comes to speaking and have a hard time writing the characters (I'm OK reading them for the most part). So the test involved writing Chinese characters and Pinyin notation for five words that the teacher spoke, and the rest was fill in the blanks and multiple choice about grammar. I scored 93% which I think was kind of generous. The other people around me got 98%, 96%, 92% and 90%. Everyone in the class is pretty smart so I'm not too surprised about the high marks from the others. I'll take the 93%, but I wish that I had done better.

I think that there is just too much information to digest in the first two weeks. The teacher said today that the class used to only cover 8 chapters over the 11 weeks, but the school is requiring all 12 chapters of the book in an 11 week period. I haven't been in school in a long time so this is pretty rough. I also think that getting older also makes learning things a little more difficult, especially a second language.

I feel like I'm starting to burn out a little bit too. I've been studying so hard that I think I've kind of reached a limit and need to pull back some. I think the classes are now going to deal less with vocabulary and fundamentals and more on grammar and new characters. This isn't so great for me, but if it can be limited to just those two areas primarily, I think I can handle it.

Jim

Festival in the park and a giant spider

FESTIVAL IN THE PARK

This morning there was a festival in the park right outside our apartment. I think it was some kind of dragon festival for the local community. It was very cool; lots of fireworks, music, people dressed up in a groups forming long dragons and two people dressed up like giants. This is a really nice park. In the morning the senior citizens come out an exercise, during the day small children are brought here by their mothers and play on the swings and slides, during the afternoon school children come to hang out, and at night the adults come out to socialize.

GIANT SPIDER

Last night Charlene was getting ready to take a shower and I heard a loud scream "Ahhhh". I thought it was probably just another cockroach that she usually freaks out about. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! It is so fucking big!" OK, well maybe it was a really big cockroach, like the ones they have to eat on Survivor. Well I guess I should check it out. "It's a HUGE spider!" OK, this is not so cool. Cockroaches are one thing, an enormous spider (this is a tropical environment) inside our apartment is not good.

I go into the bedroom and she points to the drapes covering the window. I slowly pull it back and don't see anything. "Are you sure you saw one?", "Yes, I'm sure", "Maybe it was on the outside screen and not inside?", "Maybe". So I closed the drapes. Well, I thought, if the spider is inside and not outside I better check again more thoroughly. I pulled back the drapes again. I looked up into the top corner of the screen and saw the biggest spider I have ever seen in my entire life. The only spider I've seen that was bigger, was one of those bird eating tarantula spiders in the pet stores. This thing was fucking HUGE!!!

The picture below does not do any justice to show how big the spider really was. You know the size of a music CD? This thing was as big as a CD. This is not exaggeration or hyperbole, it was THAT big.

How in the hell am I going to kill something this big that is stuck up on the corner in the screen? We got some bug spray and I grabbed a shoe to use as a "weapon". I pulled back the drapes as Charlene drowned the spider in bug spray. The bug spray didn't even seem to bother the spider, she drowned it for at least 20 straight seconds and it just kept moving around the screen, not really crumbling up in a ball like normal spiders do when you spray them.

OK the bug spray is NOT going to kill this thing, so plan B. I used my "weapon" and nudged the spider around to try to get it to fall on the floor. I couldn't swat the thing on the screen because it was just too big and would not be able to get "smashed" between the shoe and screen. It jumped from the screen to the wall, and then I finally knocked it down on the floor. It was very alive, but the bug spray was maybe starting to kick in because it wasn't moving around as fast. I thought for a second and then ended up smashing it with my hand held shoe. It didn't even "crush" or "squish", it was so big that it basically died like crushing a small bird or something.

I grabbed a plastic bag and some paper towels and carefully placed it inside. Charlene quickly took it to the trash dumpster and our late night adventure was over. Knowing that spiders the size of a man's fist can enter and roam around the apartment does not make you feel very good. What is the saying about cockroaches? For ever 1 you see, there are 10 that you don't see. I hope that doesn't apply to gargantuan sized spiders.

On a positive note, the weather is finally starting to cool off.

Jim