Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving in Taiwan


As you could imagine Thanksgiving isn't much of a holiday here in Taiwan. Well actually it is not a holiday, but there is a Chicago restaurant called Dan Ryan's two blocks from our apartment and they were serving a Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and even cranberries. Not the best Thanksgiving dinner, but it was better than eating at McDonalds or the local street Chinese food vendor.

Walking home we saw the "cool cat" that lives in another street restaurant on our block. The cat has a leash so he can't go anywhere. Tonight was special because not only did he have a friend sitting with him on the television set, he was also wearing a very snazzy hooded red jacket.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Jim

Monday, November 24, 2008

One Month Evaluation

It has been four weeks of classes and spending time in Taiwan now. Chinese is a hell of a lot harder than I thought it was going to be, and there is no way that I'm going to be anything close to fluent in my short time here in Taiwan. If I can get to a point where I can speak Chinese and just get my "basic" point across, then I'll be happy. Sure, my grammar will be horrific, and my tones will probably be awful, but if I can do it only doing it using Chinese, I'll be more than happy.

I'm going to spend the next 2 months focusing on learning key important words and trying to listen and speak. I'm not going to spend any extra time learning characters, this is just inefficient use of such a short period of time.

Oh yeah Macau...if you've been to Vegas, don't bother. People were pretty rude and it was just overall a really strange city. Four languages: Cantonese, Mandarin, Portuguese and English and three currencies: China, Hong Kong and Macau dollars. They did have good beer there, but I can go the rest of my life never going there again and not lose any sleep over it. At least in Vegas, I get a free drink and smile when I'm losing my money.



Jim

Friday, November 21, 2008

Taiwan Beer Blues


Well I wasn't planning on posting another blog today, but after a few Taiwan Beers (that is the actual name of the beer) I was inspired to play some guitar. I didn't get to play guitar at the blues jam earlier this week, so maybe it was a delayed reaction. Sorry about the the off-center camera, but it's improvisation, not rocket science (insert Rocket Scientists joke here).


Jim

Off to Macau for the weekend


Traveling to Macau, the "Las Vegas of Asia", is not going to be as glamorous as it sounds. My Taiwan visa is only good fro 30 days, so to avoid any immigration problems I need to leave the country and come back before the 30 day time limit. In Los Angeles I didn't have much time before my trip to get a student visa. My punishment is I'm forcing myself to take two mini-vacations. I guess things could be worse.

We looked into the closest/cheapest countries to visit: Hong Kong, Macau, Thailand, Philippines, Japan, Bali, and a few other places. Macao was the fastest and least expensive of the group. I have to be back in Taiwan to take a test on Monday, so this is a "fly out Saturday morning - fly back Sunday night" trip.

People say, "Don't gamble or lose too much money while you're there." One thing is certain, in Macau, there is no possible way for me to lose anything remotely close to the money I've lost in the stock market the past 4 weeks.

1 month down, 2 to go.

Jim

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Sitting in on a Taiwan Blues Jam


What's that? A picture of me playing drums? You don't play drums? Yes, you are correct, I don't play drums...WTF???...read on to find out...

I'm not a big fan of sitting in a playing in blues jams or other jam situations. I'm not sure why, I think probably because I play for my own enjoyment and performing is never something I think about or even really care about. So when the "white guy from Subway" (restaurant) gave me the Taipei Wednesday Night Blues Jam info, I thought, "Well, what have I got to lose? At least I can write a blog about what can happen."

So Charlene and I show up for the Blues Jam and arrive 10 minutes early to eat dinner and "check it out". I wasn't sure if I was going to sit in a play, I didn't bring my guitar, and was more curious than anything. The "white guy from Subway" came to our table (we mistakenly thought he was the waiter). He was happy to see us, but I was no longer an outside observer, now I was a potential "jam guy" to sit in with the band. I never said what instrument I played, just that I would maybe sit in.

So he left, and the band started to play...well it was kind of a band. There were two guitar players (Subway dude on one guitar and vocals), and one bass player...no drummer. Maybe the drummer was late? No after three songs...still no drums. So I mention to Charlene, that I would like to play drums more than guitar. Not so much because I'm a good drummer (I'm actually quite awful) but the music was so strange that I figured my crappy drumming would at least sound better than no drums at all.

After four songs (and a few beers) I got up and asked if there was a drummer, "No drummers here" was the reply. OK, what the hell, I'll sit in. So I sat in and played a few songs. Horrible playing, but then again...well I leave it at that. So after I played a few songs, the "white Subway guy" comes up to the drums to start playing. Very strange, I figured that with no drummer in the beginning of the night, that he would at least sit in an play. Nope, now was his time to play I guess.

I sat down to have another beer and older "white" guy sat in and played some really nice country/blues/slide guitar. This guy could play VERY well and it was quite enjoyable. I wanted to sit in a play guitar with him, but no luck. I went up THREE times to sit in and play (even planning on singing and playing guitar) but my reply from the "white Subway guy" was "no we need a drummer". I said, "No I'm actually a guitar player...and I'm pretty good." His reply was, "Get in line, everyone here is a guitar player". He didn't say it in a bad or mean way, just a matter of fact, half-joking way.

OK, well no guitar playing from me then. I don't think I'll be going back. I'm not being a dick or anything about not being able to play guitar, it's just that those "jam sessions" are just not my thing. I probably had more fun playing drums than I ever would have had playing guitar. Hell I'll NEVER get a chance again in my life to play drums in front of an audience, so all in all, it was a pretty fun time.

Here's video to document the awesome event:


Jim

Monday, November 17, 2008

130 Flash Cards

No this isn't some form of modern art, it is the number of Chinese characters I have learned so far. This is the start of the 4th week of an 11 week course. Supposedly we'll learn almost 500 characters by the end of it. It's not as hard as I had thought it would be recognizing the characters, the really hard part is remembering how to write them. I can recognize and read at least 100, but can probably only write 5o of them (have you seen how similar they can look!!!). I doubt I'll be writing Chinese characters ever in my life, but it's pretty crazy to be reading entire sentences in Chinese.

Some people say learning Chinese isn't too difficult and others say it is really difficult. I studied Spanish for two years in high school and have to say Spanish is an easy language to start learning and gets more difficult later with verb conjugations. Chinese is very, very, VERY hard to learn in the beginning. My analogy is probably the guitar and piano. Learning Spanish (piano) is very easy in the beginning, what you read is what you say, and there's only one way to say it. Later it gets more difficult, but most people can do it. Chinese (guitar) is very, very difficult at first, but after the initial monster learning curve, it gets a little easier (no verb conjugation, standard sentence structures, etc).

Why is Chinese so difficult? Four reasons that I can come up with:

1). You have to learn new words for everything. Nothing special here, that is the same with learning any new language. Some words are interesting and are made to model English words. "guitar" in Chinese is "ji ta", pretty cool.

2). There are 37 sounds (BoPoMoFo - MPS) that you must learn. Some are quite easy: ah, aye, e, oh, u, etc. Some are insanely difficult and put your mouth and tongue in places never seen before: zhe, qi, si, ui, etc.

3). There are 5 tones to each word. 4 distinct tones and a neutral tone. "What is a tone?" you ask? Take the word "ma": sing it high pitched, and it means "mother"; say it in a dipping mid-low-high way and it means "horse", use it at the end of a phrase in a neutral "normal" tone and it turns the sentence into a question. So every, EVERY word you learn, you must also learn the proper tone, or people will not understand what you're saying (a very common thing unfortunately).

4). For every word there is a unique Chinese character. Many, many words are homophones (words that sound exactly the same like: to, too, two) but each word only has one Chinese character. One thing that is pretty cool about the Chinese characters is that almost all Chinese in the world can read the same characters and communicate through writing, but can't through speaking. Cantonese (Hong Kong), Mandarin (China, Taiwan, etc) and other dialects sound nothing alike. They all use the same characters though I think. Even Japanese shares many of the same characters with Chinese.

OK, so why is learning Chinese hard then? Because you need to learn 3 things for each new word, not just one thing. Dog is "perro" in Spanish, that's it. Dog in Chinese is "gou" using the third tone, and a Chinese character that looks nothing like a dog.

Jim

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Three weeks down

Nothing exciting here, just a quick post. I've spent the past 3 days trying to track down whether or not I have a virus on my laptop computer. I downloaded an episode of "Survivor" (yes I'm gay and like the show) and found out later it had some viruses embedded in it. I've installed three different Anti Virus Programs and found and corrected two problems. I'm still pretty freaked out though with the thought of a backdoor trojan virus potentially sending my Bank of America account information to someone in Sweden.

SIDE NOTE: I wanted to pay for NBA League Pass and legally download Survivor from CBS.com, but they "don't offer those services to your country (Taiwan)". And they wonder why people illegally download movies, sports and television shows???

3 weeks down, 9 to go, and no clue where in the hell I'm going to be when it's all said and done.

Jim

Thursday, November 13, 2008

UFC in Tawain (well at least watching it)

My wife sent me a link to a popular "Western" bar called the Brass Monkey. I saw on their web page that they are showing the UFC "live" this weekend. It is on Saturday night in the USA so it is on 11:00am Sunday morning here in Taiwan. I walked over to the restaurant this evening and it was closed. I walked past it to a club that supposedly has a blues jam on Wednesday nights (some white guy at Subway gave me a flyer telling me about it). There actually IS a blues jam every Wednesday night here in Taipei. I've seen a lot of crappy blues jams in the birthplace of blues (the USA) so I'm not too sure what it will be like, but I'll check it out and maybe sit in next week and play a song or two.


Anyway after finding the blues jam bar/restaurant, the Cosmopolitan Grill, I walked back home hoping the Brass Monkey would be open so I could at least ask them about the UFC broadcast. Luckily when I walked past it on my way home it was now open. I walked inside and tried speaking Chinese. "Ni Hao. Xingqi tian, wo yao kan UFC. Duoshao qian?" (Hello, I want to watch the UFC on Sunday. How much does it cost?). The girl didn't speak English (good!) so she said "XXX bu XXX". "Bu" means "no" or "not" in Chinese so I assumed that there was no charge. I then said "Meiyou" (you don't have), she said "Dui" (yes, correct), I said "Xie xie, bye bye" (Thank you, bye bye) and walked out.

Two things: 1) it was cool only speaking Chinese and having the person understand me 2) deducting what the other person said back to me in Chinese was pretty cool. Learning Chinese is not easy, actually it is REALLY hard, even harder than I thought it would be. I'm slowly making progress. Hell, I've only been here 3 weeks, I guess I'm not doing too badly.

Come Sunday morning I'll be a happy camper. A beer or five, the UFC live (Couture vs Lesnar - HOLY SHIT!) and not a worry in the world...until my next test 24 hours later.

The saga continues.

Jim

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

HOT or NOT - Taiwan style


I've only been here for three weeks, but these are some quick observations about Taiwan "HOT of NOT" style:

Transportation - HOT: The subway system here is GREAT. Luckily we live one block from a metro subway station. It takes me a few minutes to travel halfway across town to get to my school. The taxis are also plentiful and easy to find.

Cost of Living - HOT: Coming from the USA, many things are less expensive here in Taiwan. Rent, food, electronics, furniture...you name it, it's typically at least 75% cheaper here. The only things that seem to be more expensive are Western imported foods or restaurants.

Painted Toenails - NOT HOT: While a majority of the people wear open-toed shoes, at least 90% of the women do not paint their toenails. I actually prefer the au natural look, so that's fine by me. There is a limit thought, some of these people should probably invest in some toe covered shoes because their feet look like something out of a Tolkien novel.

Street Sewage Smell - NOT HOT: For the most part, the streets here are very clean. Every block or so though, you will get smacked in the face with the "did someone just shit in their pants?" smell. Inevitably there is a grated street cover that more than likely is funneling human waste underneath it. Not too bad, much better than China, but not as good as the USA.

SARS Face Masks - HOT: It is completely common here to see maybe 10% of the people on the streets walking around with face masks. Supposedly these are for people who ride the scooters on the streets, but I've mostly seen them on people walking and on the subway. I think it is to stop the spread of disease and sickness. As a hypochondriac, and someone with Howard Hughes-like cleanliness OCD, I highly endorse this behavior.

TV Shows - NOT HOT: It seems like most of the television shows are a group of 3-5 adults talking about something with about 20 people in the background. Guests, dating, musical performances, etc. Just imagine "America's Funniest Home Videos" with 5 Bob Sagget's as hosts, you get the picture.

Washing Machine Dryers - NOT HOT: Almost everyone here dries their clothes by hanging them in the rear of their apartments. This is perfectly fine in a normal environment, but with an average humidity of at least 50%, nothing ever really dries. I'm used to just wearing my wet jeans and letting my body temperature "dry them". This also really stinks when you never have your bath towels really drying. Fungus forms very quickly, so you get out of the shower and wipe your "clean" face with a towel full of smelly fungus.

Dyed Hair - HOT: First off, I'm the last person to comment on hair or hairstyles. I'm going bald, going grey and whatever hair I have left looks like it was something left over from a 1970's Jesus Christ Superstar production. Having said that, I'd say most (at least 75% is my guess) of the people who start going grey here dye their hair. Actually no one has the "old lady" blue dye look which is good, it just looks strange as the hair is growing out with the contrast of colors. The clash of black hair and grey may be the reason of so much hair dying. Also "Emo" hairstyles are all the rage here with the young male youth.

Supermarkets - NOT NOT: It seems like most people buy a majority of things at 7-11 (they are everywhere, much like the liquor stores in LA). I was only able to go to one "supermarket". This was a Walmart style "everything in one place" where we got the electrocution tennis racket. I have not seen one liquor store, I don't think they drink too much in Taipei (good for them, bad for me).

I'm not saying Taiwan is better or worse than the USA, it's just different. There are thousands of things that make no sense whatsoever in the USA, but we still continue to do them. Every society seems to have its unique peculiarities, I'm just here to document them.

Jim

Monday, November 10, 2008

Passed first test

Today we had our first test. It was kind of what I was expecting which was good and bad. I have the best pronunciation and tones out of everyone in the class, but that's where my excellence stops. I'm very slow when it comes to speaking and have a hard time writing the characters (I'm OK reading them for the most part). So the test involved writing Chinese characters and Pinyin notation for five words that the teacher spoke, and the rest was fill in the blanks and multiple choice about grammar. I scored 93% which I think was kind of generous. The other people around me got 98%, 96%, 92% and 90%. Everyone in the class is pretty smart so I'm not too surprised about the high marks from the others. I'll take the 93%, but I wish that I had done better.

I think that there is just too much information to digest in the first two weeks. The teacher said today that the class used to only cover 8 chapters over the 11 weeks, but the school is requiring all 12 chapters of the book in an 11 week period. I haven't been in school in a long time so this is pretty rough. I also think that getting older also makes learning things a little more difficult, especially a second language.

I feel like I'm starting to burn out a little bit too. I've been studying so hard that I think I've kind of reached a limit and need to pull back some. I think the classes are now going to deal less with vocabulary and fundamentals and more on grammar and new characters. This isn't so great for me, but if it can be limited to just those two areas primarily, I think I can handle it.

Jim

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Festival in the park and a giant spider


FESTIVAL IN THE PARK

This morning there was a festival in the park right outside our apartment. I think it was some kind of dragon festival for the local community. It was very cool; lots of fireworks, music, people dressed up in a groups forming long dragons and two people dressed up like giants. This is a really nice park. In the morning the senior citizens come out an exercise, during the day small children are brought here by their mothers and play on the swings and slides, during the afternoon school children come to hang out, and at night the adults come out to socialize.

GIANT SPIDER

Last night Charlene was getting ready to take a shower and I heard a loud scream "Ahhhh". I thought it was probably just another cockroach that she usually freaks out about. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! It is so fucking big!" OK, well maybe it was a really big cockroach, like the ones they have to eat on Survivor. Well I guess I should check it out. "It's a HUGE spider!" OK, this is not so cool. Cockroaches are one thing, an enormous spider (this is a tropical environment) inside our apartment is not good.

I go into the bedroom and she points to the drapes covering the window. I slowly pull it back and don't see anything. "Are you sure you saw one?", "Yes, I'm sure", "Maybe it was on the outside screen and not inside?", "Maybe". So I closed the drapes. Well, I thought, if the spider is inside and not outside I better check again more thoroughly. I pulled back the drapes again. I looked up into the top corner of the screen and saw the biggest spider I have ever seen in my entire life. The only spider I've seen that was bigger, was one of those bird eating tarantula spiders in the pet stores. This thing was fucking HUGE!!!

The picture below does not do any justice to show how big the spider really was. You know the size of a music CD? This thing was as big as a CD. This is not exaggeration or hyperbole, it was THAT big.

How in the hell am I going to kill something this big that is stuck up on the corner in the screen? We got some bug spray and I grabbed a shoe to use as a "weapon". I pulled back the drapes as Charlene drowned the spider in bug spray. The bug spray didn't even seem to bother the spider, she drowned it for at least 20 straight seconds and it just kept moving around the screen, not really crumbling up in a ball like normal spiders do when you spray them.

OK the bug spray is NOT going to kill this thing, so plan B. I used my "weapon" and nudged the spider around to try to get it to fall on the floor. I couldn't swat the thing on the screen because it was just too big and would not be able to get "smashed" between the shoe and screen. It jumped from the screen to the wall, and then I finally knocked it down on the floor. It was very alive, but the bug spray was maybe starting to kick in because it wasn't moving around as fast. I thought for a second and then ended up smashing it with my hand held shoe. It didn't even "crush" or "squish", it was so big that it basically died like crushing a small bird or something.

I grabbed a plastic bag and some paper towels and carefully placed it inside. Charlene quickly took it to the trash dumpster and our late night adventure was over. Knowing that spiders the size of a man's fist can enter and roam around the apartment does not make you feel very good. What is the saying about cockroaches? For ever 1 you see, there are 10 that you don't see. I hope that doesn't apply to gargantuan sized spiders.

On a positive note, the weather is finally starting to cool off.

Jim

Friday, November 7, 2008

Second week of classes completed

Today ended my second week of classes. At this point, we are actually speaking, reading and writing in Chinese. Mind you this is very basic sentence structures and vocabulary, but it's pretty amazing that we are actually "reading" Chinese.

The last hour of our four hour day was spent in the computer learning lab in the fourth floor basement. One basement isn't enough, there are four floors below ground level. We have 11 computer listening tests that we need to take, one each week. This was actually insanely difficult. Not so much because of the subject matter, but the computer voice that was "speaking" the sounds was some king of computer generated voice and not an actual sample of a human speaking. Imagine Stephen Hawking reciting Chinese, that's what it sounded like.

Next Monday is our first test. I've been studying at least four hours every day and still do not feel ready for the test. I'm going to need to spend many, many hours this weekend studying to get ready for the test. The first two week learning curve is pretty rough: learning tones, BoPoMoFo (MPS) Chinese sounds, Pinyin, and around 100 Chinese vocabulary words and 50 Chinese characters.

The weather is still pretty brutal. It is 85° with 70% humidity...oh yeah did I mention the apartment has no air conditioning? I know this is Taiwan, but come on, this is November. Is it too much to ask to have it cool off enough so I don't have to type this in my underwear with a fan blowing on me at full speed?

Hopefully after this weekend, things will start to even out for me and I'll be over the initial learning curve...well at least I'm HOPING that's what will happen.

Zaijian,

Jim

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Trip to Burger King (second time)

Today I went to Burger King for the second time. There is actually one located one block southeast of our apartment. They have most American and International restaurants and fast food places here in Taipei (but not in most other cities in Taiwan). There is even a Hooters a few blocks away from our place as well. So you can see, we are centrally located by both high quality eating establishments and fine dining entertainment.

I had previously gone to Burger King last week and wanted to try to order in Chinese. The person behind the counter replied "Welcome" in English and it threw me off my game. She then pointed to a menu on the counter with the meals listed on it. I ended up just ordering by pointing at the picture menu and basically got what I wanted, no English needed.

Today when I entered Burger King, I was ready and prepared to only speak Chinese, no English. I went inside, and luckily there was no one else in line. I took the initiative to speak Chinese first so I wouldn't get thrown off again. Luckily the person at the Burger King cash register wasn't very good at English.

Jim: Ni Hao. (Hello).

BK Server: Ni Hao, XX XX XX. (Hello. Something in Chinese I didn't understand).


Jim:
Wo yao si hao tsan, wo ye yao da shu tiao, wo ye yao da kele. (I would like a number four combo meal with large fries and large Coke).

BK Server: Hao, si hao tsan, da shu tiao, da kele. (Ok, number four combo with large fries and coke).

BK Server: XX XX XX XX dai zou ma? (Something in Chinese I didn't understand and "to go?").

Jim: Dui, wo yao dai zou. Xie xie. (Correct, I would like this to go. Thank you).

I was then handed my food and everything was fine. Well, then I said "Ketchup?" (because I don't remember the word, plus the word "KETCHUP is actually on the package) and then the server said the first thing in English, "How many?". I held up three fingers and said "San (three)". It kind of killed the mood of my accomplishment, but I stuck to my guns and only spoke Chinese. Mission Accomplished I guess.

I was also finally able to watch Teletubbies in Chinese. It was GREAT! I was able to understand almost 50% of everything that was said (sofa, tired, under, walk, goodbye, small, etc). I'm happy to know that my Chinese comprehension is equivalent to half that of a 1-4 year old.

Another day, another small measure of progress.

Jim

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Tennis anyone?


Well not exactly tennis. If you've ever been to Asia, you probably know what this is. Last night Charlene, her mom and I went out to a "Costco" style everything-you-need-in-one-place store and picked up one of these bad boys.

This little device is called an "ELECTRONIC MOSQUITO TRAP". It is made by the company SUPA FINE, so you know it has to be a quality product. It is basically a portable electric chair that has two isolated wire meshes on each side of a tennis racquet handle. There is a small gap of around 1/4" between the top wire and the bottom. When a mosquito or any other bug gets stuck between the two wire meshes, it completes the circuit and instantly disintigrates (making a high pitched popping sound). There is even a handy LED light on the handle that attracts the "moth to the flame".

It only uses two AA batteries. My guess is that is uses some kind of voltage multiplier circuit like those on cameras for the flash to increase the three volts from the batteries to a few thousand volts. Strangely there is no UL or CE safety marking on the product...sadly we'll never see these products legally sold in the USA.

I've been hunting around to find TV links to US sports and TV shows. As far as watching sports http://www.channelsurfing.net/ seems to be the best for NBA, UFC and other sports live. As far as US television shows and movies, http://www.ovguide.com/ is the best.

87° at 10:00am...today's going to be a hot one I think.

Jim